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Post by ghostinthemachine2 on Apr 22, 2005 7:43:22 GMT 10
I asked one of them what he found so attractive and fascinating about me that he had to bring all his mates with him and told him that I was sorry to disappoint him but I wasn't into group sex, especially with blokes.........I'm sure if I had a ham sandwich I would have offered it to them at that time however all I had was a beer which was not accepted by the bloke with steam coming out of his ears, in fact he threw it on the ground !! What kind of bloke throws a free beer on the ground? ;D
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Post by Nedstaaa on Apr 22, 2005 12:06:03 GMT 10
A muslim...lol
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Post by MattO on Apr 22, 2005 18:03:14 GMT 10
haha good story!
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Post by martyp on Apr 28, 2005 13:05:20 GMT 10
haha..... cant wait till the season starts were going to have heaps of fun! ;D nice story as well ghostinthemachine2
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Post by HarbourClanBoy on Apr 28, 2005 13:21:35 GMT 10
ive been ejected a number of times although not here in australia because i was living in europe for 13 yrs went to a few hardcore matches. the best one was in 1995 when fc vardar from macedonia was playing porto in the return match in porto,we were travelling by buses and it was heaps of fun untill we entered in portugal.there were 5 buses travelling and the drivers decided to stop at a bp gas station so about 200 pissed fans decided to "help themselves" in the station with everything from chocolates to alcohol,or in other words we robbed the bp station empty hehehe,so we hop on our buses and the drivers are screaming at us but hey who cares hehe and off we go,we got to the stadium and as soon as we got in,in came the cops chucking us all out and i was one of the unlucky ones who got put into the cop cars and driven to the police station where we were questioned but because the guy from the service station said that over 100 guys rammed the store they couldnt press any charges so all of us got a black stamp in our passports that we could never enter portugal again hehehehe the thing that pissed me off was we didnt get to see the match hehehehe cheers
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Post by sydneyfc04 on Apr 28, 2005 22:43:35 GMT 10
ive been ejected a number of times although not here in australia because i was living in europe for 13 yrs went to a few hardcore matches. the best one was in 1995 when fc vardar from macedonia was playing porto in the return match in porto,we were travelling by buses and it was heaps of fun untill we entered in portugal.there were 5 buses travelling and the drivers decided to stop at a bp gas station so about 200 pissed fans decided to "help themselves" in the station with everything from chocolates to alcohol,or in other words we robbed the bp station empty hehehe,so we hop on our buses and the drivers are screaming at us but hey who cares hehe and off we go,we got to the stadium and as soon as we got in,in came the cops chucking us all out and i was one of the unlucky ones who got put into the cop cars and driven to the police station where we were questioned but because the guy from the service station said that over 100 guys rammed the store they couldnt press any charges so all of us got a black stamp in our passports that we could never enter portugal again hehehehe the thing that pissed me off was we didnt get to see the match hehehehe cheers haha thats mad, ive heard a few stories like that from Europe.
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Post by JF on May 8, 2005 5:00:31 GMT 10
Ahh, Parramatta Stadium security. Julian, was it that same game when they tried to make us sit down and we kept chanting "Stand up for the Socceroos" to that Pet Shop Boys tune - the one we sing "Three-nil to the Socceroos"? No, that was another one mate. I think against the Solomons back in the mid 90s where we won 13-0. Security said it was an audict that everyone had to sit at all times. So we started singing "Hate FIFA, and we hate FIFA" with silly grins on our faces. ;D JF
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Post by JF on May 8, 2005 5:09:11 GMT 10
the best one was in 1995 when fc vardar from macedonia was playing porto in the return match in porto,we were travelling by buses and it was heaps of fun untill we entered in portugal. cheers You went on a bus from FYROM to Portugal!? How long did that take you, 3 days or something? Man, could you imagine the B/o at the end of the trip. ;)ICK! My Fc Bayern mates went on an away trip to Partisan Belgrade, even though the German foreign service said not to. They were greeted by Serb cops with micine guns at the Bosnian border who proceeded to 'confiscate' all of the beer they had in the bus for the trip home. They were locked in this 'bar' at about 4pm and were not allowed to have any contact with any local Serbs (who would duly hve ripped their heads off). After having flares and coins chucked at them all night, the Bayern fans went home. But needed a Serbian police escort right up until the Bosnian border because Partisan hools were chasing their bus in their cars flinging objects at it. More pix under "Bilder" (pictures) at that website www.gruendlach.de/start.htmlJF
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Post by Solskjaer on May 22, 2005 21:00:25 GMT 10
So HCB, you're banned from Portugal? Wow, all these stories! I'm now thinking I should set a goal to get kicked out from a match by the time I'm 17!
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Post by ZULU LOZ - BCFC on May 29, 2005 8:10:43 GMT 10
You Hooligan you ! I like that. I got deported from France 98 after Englands first game then had to go back to france via Holland. Does that count ? Loz - Sydney Soccer Specials Once. Spirit vs Woollongong. Two cops walking past, Mac boys singing "Old McDonald had a Farm" and I was doing nothing but drinking a beer. Cop comes up and starts dragging me out. "Mind telling me what I have done?", says I. "You're the ringleader", he says. I'm not sure he appreciated my somewhat incredulous laughter...
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Post by Nedstaaa on May 29, 2005 13:32:37 GMT 10
Twice...in the one night...Sydney FC v Queensland Roar...
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Post by SydneyFC on May 29, 2005 17:54:24 GMT 10
lol ^^
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Post by pao2gre on Jun 1, 2005 19:25:38 GMT 10
omg never realised there were so many gangstas in this forum. Especially wands and nedstaa better watch out for them ;D
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Post by MattO on Jun 1, 2005 21:44:41 GMT 10
You Hooligan you ! I like that. I got deported from France 98 after Englands first game then had to go back to france via Holland. Does that count ? Loz - Sydney Soccer Specials haha awesome stuff lad. What was the france one about?
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Post by ZULU LOZ - BCFC on Jun 4, 2005 15:59:34 GMT 10
I was in Chellewer forthe World Cup 98 opening game. Their was about 600 English Fans in a square having a drink and a Game of soccer. Then about 150 Germans turned up after beating up and stabbing 5 English guys walking from their hotel. So the lot went off ! (You probably saw on the world news coverage) after that the 100 police came with a water cannon and tear gas. So their was plastic chairs and stuff flying everywhere. We never did getthose germans but that night saw a turkish guy getting thrown out of a bar window but some Dutch firm from Ajax. I have many stories about following the most feared and most reveared Football team in the world. England ** Its our game you will play it our way** Loz "SSS" The way Football should be ! haha awesome stuff lad. What was the france one about?
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